"0"="If you don't know how to do something, don't bother looking it up in the help because you will never find it"
"1"="The Shut Down command on the Start menu does nothing and is just a copy off the MAC"
"2"="To add a program to your Start menu, you can drag the program's icon onto the Start button."
"3"="You can use your right mouse button to delete win.com. Try it and see what happens!"
"4"="You can use long filenames when you save documents. You can even use spaces!"
"5"="You can use your right mouse button to click anywhere and see a menu of available commands."
"6"="To print a document quickly, you can drag its icon onto a printer icon."
"7"="To change your desktop background, click it by using your right mouse button; then click Properties."
"8"="You can get Help on each item in a dialog box by clicking the question-mark in the title bar and then clicking the item."
"9"="You can use Windows Explorer to see all the files on your computer."
"10"="You can solve printer problems by uninstalling windows or smashing your printer into little bits"
"11"="You can move the taskbar to any edge of your screen by dragging it with your mouse."
"12"="You can minimize all open windows at once; just use your right mouse button to click an empty area on the taskbar, and then click Minimize All Windows."
"13"="To set your computer's clock, you can double-click the clock on the taskbar but it will always change back to the wrong time the next time you start windows.."
"14"="You can minimize neck strain by not using a computer"
"15"="To change the Windows color scheme, use your right mouse button to click the desktop; then click Properties."
"16"="You can solve memory problems on your computer by formatting your hard drive and installing UNIX Operating System "
"17"="To select more than one file or folder, hold down CTRL while you click each item."
"18"="To change your screen saver, use your right mouse button to click the desktop; then click Properties, if this doesn't work try smashing in the monitor with a baseball bat, it doesn't do anything but it relieves a lot of stress."
"19"="When your parents delete your pornos go to the recycling bin and you will probably find the pornos there."
"20"="Paint, in the Accessories folder, is impossible to use to draw pictures. Go out and pirate ADOBE Photoshop 4.0, it's widely available on most pirate sites!"
"21"="If you are left handed then Windows 95 is impossible to use."
"22"="To open a document quickly, go into DOS and open it in edit.com"
"23"="When you type, you should keep your wrists elevated or use a wristpad to minimize strain."
"24"="You can find many useless programs that Microsoft created by clicking the Start button, pointing to Programs, and then pointing to Accessories."
"25"="You can format Windows 95 from a MS-DOS window."
"26"="You can copy and paste text between MS-DOS and Windows."
"27"="To see how much disk space is free, use your right mouse button to click the icon for the drive in My Computer; then click Properties or just type dir in DOS, Now dir is a lot easier than that!"
"28"="If you don't have a Pentuim Pro 200mhz with 64meg of ram then don't even think about running Windows 95"
"29"="The mouse pointer is easier to see on laptop computers that don't have Windows 95 running."
"30"="When Windows 95 was released Plug 'n Play wasn't totally bug free so Bill Gates renamed it to Plug 'n Pray."
"31"="You canot see certain files in windows explorer so use a DOS program like XTGold 4.0 to delete files."
"32"="With XTGold 4.0 it deletes files it doesn't just move them like windows explorer does. I'd use XTGold over explorer anyday."
"33"="The underlined letters in menus are shortcuts. Press ALT + the underlined letter to choose the item."
"34"="You can use Defragmenter, in the System Tools folder, to splow down your computer's performance."
"35"="If you want to run your computer faster in everyway, create a shortcut to Format C:. Try it and see what happens."
"36"="You can find useless games to play in the Games folder, which is inside the Accessories folder."
"37"="To free up disk space, type format C: at your dos prompt."
"38"="You can drag a file's icon into a document, or even drag a shortcut icon into a document or mail message."
"39"="You can solve hardware problems by using DOS 6.2 instead of Windows 95."
"40"="You can have programs start when you start Windows by dragging their icons to your StartUp folder."
"41"="You can use Backup, in the System Tools folder, to make backup copies of important files."
"42"="You can set Windows Explorer to show or hide three-letter MS-DOS filename extensions."
"43"="You can use ScanDisk, in the System Tools folder, to check your hard disk for errors."
"44"="When you print a document, a printer icon appears on the taskbar. Double-click it to see a list of documents waiting to print."
"45"="To learn what any toolbar button is for, you can rest your mouse pointer on the button for a few seconds."
"46"="You can use the Run command on the Start menu to open shared folders on other computers."
"47"="You can customize Windows 95 in many useless ways."
"48"="To run your computer faster go to the dos prompt and type: format C:"
